POSERS ARE REAL

An ENTERTAINMENT & MUSIC STUDIO BUILT BY Virtual Artists.

VIRTUAL ARTIST

/ˈvərCH(əw)əl/ /ˈärdəst/

Music artists born into aN HYBRID identity. They exist in both the digital and the physical world.

MEET OUR POSERS MEET OUR POSERS

‘‘I’ve ALWAYS FELT I WAS DESTINED TO BECOME A WORLD-FAMOUS HOUSE GURU’’

Namaste Bitches, I grew up poor… THINKING money would make the world go round. Oh dear… I was such a simple-minded soul. All OF my chakras were closed, and I was just totally OUT OF touch with the universe. I MADE IT my purpose to become rich AND worked my ass off to get there. but it became SO clear that you don’t enter the realm of the wealthy easily.

This materialistic world can suck my pan flute. I’m so blessed with the experiences that brought out the real me. During my first frog CEREMONY, my ego instantly died. Killed it with love, of course, I despise violence. The Snake God appeared and told me I’m already truly rich. He endowed me with my purpose in this universe: to spread the message of love through my magical beats and transcending vibrations.

I’M ROOOONNNNNN!!! MY MOM WAS HEAVY ON ROIDS WHEN I WAS BORN! SHE WAS MS. OLYMPIA AT THE TIME! THAT’s why I WAS BORN LIKE A JACKED-UP SILVERBACK GORILLA BABY!! I do HOLD THE WORLD RECORD BENCHPRESSING for 3-year-olds though. I lifted 300lbs at the time. THIS Made MY MOM SO PROUD. I DON’t REALLY CARE, I just want A HUG. EXCUSE Me being so loud BY THE WAY, I CAN ONLY SHOUT! BLAME IT ON THE ROIDS, WAAAAH!!!!

ALL MY LIFE i’ve been wanting TO MAKE FRIENDS. BUT everyone is always SCARED OF ME. MY ALPHA DAD IS THE RESIDENT DJ at THE BIGGEST NIGHTCLUB ON THE SHORE! EVERYBODY always LOVES HIM. WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE DJ! hey! Wait a minute! IF I WANT PEOPLE TO like ME, I just NEED TO be the DJ!!! yeah! I’M GONNA GET people FIST-PUMPING all over THE WORLD UNTIL FINALLY PEOPLE LOVE ME!

‘I’M GONNA CRUSH EVERY DANCE FLOOR AROUND THE GLOBE’

‘‘I cracked Fruity Loops and started cooking UP sum bussin’ house bangers’’

Well Hello motherfuckers, I was born and raised in the trenches of the ATL. That shit was TUFF… I survived by makin’ a name for myself. The streets needed to know u can’t fUk with Georgie. Wasn’t too hard tho, cuz I’m a big muthafucka. the cats that really know me will tell you I’m not that tuff tho. I’m really a free & loving spirit 4 real. hidin’ in a gangsta’s camouflage.

I always knew I waz different. back When I waz a youngin, I seen Carl Cox playing at the Love Parade. got me hooked on dance music yo. that shit be deep. I started getting heavy in German & UK rave. Dancing the night away, dressed in all black leather in my nana’s basement. I knew who I waz and what I wanted to do. I cracked Fruity Loops and started cooking up sum bussin’ house bangers. Damn son, if the homies find out though… Buh-bye street cred, ye know what I mean? Imma bring muthafuking HEAT tho!

MEET OUR POSERS MEET OUR POSERS

UTILITY & EXPERIENCES

UTILITY

Exclusive access to The Poser Party’s token-gated communities; The Party, Ron’s Gym, Jimmy’s Commune and George’s Traphouse
Curate & co-decide our artists careers by voting on creative proposals, music, and governance over the DAO treasuries.
Join a gamified competition between the 3 virtual artists to join them in their road to stardom.
Ability to submit creative and business proposals to be voted on by team and community.
Access to all future token gated digital shows and metaverse events.
Allowlist for all future digital collectible drops. Exclusive access to physical merch, live events & surprise airdrops (e.g. music NFTs, art upgrades & more).

EXPERIENCES

nvest in, curate and co-decide your favourite artist’s career, own a piece of their brand and become part of their road to stardom.
Watch your NFT come to life through music, animated videos, live DJ shows, digital shows, their social media & other forms of entertainment.
Watch Steroid Ron, Traphouse George & New Age Jimmy reach a global audience through scoring hits, collaborating with the biggest (dance) artists and performing the largest stages worldwide.
Have a blast following our artist’s hilarious lives and storylines unfold through different kinds of media and gamified experiences.
Through music, media and entertainment the artists will grow into their own personal brands, moving into brand partnerships.

Posers are real

Join the Party!

Q: WHY HOLD THE POSER PARTY NFTS?

As a holder, you get to:

– Invest in, curate and co-decide our favourite artist’s career, own a piece of their brand and join their road to stardom.

– Exclusive access to all surprise (royalty) airdrops, physical merch, live events & digital events

– Exclusive access to The Poser Party’s token-gated communities; The Party, Ron’s Gym, Jimmy’s Tipi and George’s Traphouse

– Join the gamified competition between our 3 artists in their road to stardom.

– Ability to submit creative and business proposals to be voted on by team and community.

– Access to all future token gated digital shows and metaverse events.

– Allowlist for all future digital collectible drops.

Further specifics will follow with the release of the full roadmap.

Q: WHAT ARE THESE VIRTUAL ARTISTS GOING TO DO?

Q: HOW DO I JOIN THE POSER PARTY?

Q: HOW DO THE POSER PARTY NFTS DIFFER FROM OTHER NFTS?

The NFTs you hold will come to life. These are not static pictures, they are real artists. They have actual careers that generate real value. Get to know them through their music, animated videos, visiting their shows, and even by interacting with them.

Q: HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE NFTS?